my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
My life is pants optional.
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