We're facebook friends in real life
I just saw a hot homeless man
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize