My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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