Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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