it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Randomize