It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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