SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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