Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
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i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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