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I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
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I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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