Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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