Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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