I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i think i have two assholes
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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