i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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