Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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