So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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