Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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