Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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