dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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