Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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