have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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