I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
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There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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