Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Semen is not good for contacts.
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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