Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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