I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
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Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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