Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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