I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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