drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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