addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
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I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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