ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
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The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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