I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
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my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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