Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
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Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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