Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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