The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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