The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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