THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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