If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
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So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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