Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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