I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
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You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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