Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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