theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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