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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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