This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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