Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
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Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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