Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
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drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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