i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
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Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize