She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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