We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
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Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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