if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
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I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'm just crazy horny about you
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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