Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Barsexuality is the new black.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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