I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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